April 10, 2013

Howie Good



CRIMINAL TENDENCIES

Funny, but I used to be a white man in his mid-thirties. Now I know that no revolution can achieve what evolution can’t. Just give me a flashlight & a drawstring bag, & leave a car in the parking lot unlocked, & when I’m done rummaging through the glove box, let me walk away & not be seen. It’s like Helen Keller said (at least I think it was Helen Keller): Water, a silver bracelet with blue stones.


FOREIGN TRAVELS

You’re laughing so hard
at the white bony ass of the moon
that the man on the phone
snaps in irritation, “Lady,
it’s not funny!” though, of course,
like the tree frog tattoo
on my forearm, it kind of is,
an arbitrary moral system
backed up by your private army,
a half-dozen druggies
high on little red cold pills
& unintimidated by the buildings
that Hitler said would someday
make more magnificent ruins
than the marble of the Greeks.


FIVE SIGNS OF EARLY DEMENTIA

1
I say “electrocution”
though I mean “election.”

2
My voice shakes
even when
I’m not speaking.

3
I can watch beer commercials
without becoming the least thirsty.

4
A crows builds
its dank nest
in the branches
of my heart.

5
I disregard the warning:
This Bag Is Not a Toy.


CP

Howie Good, a journalism professor at SUNY New Paltz, is the author of many poetry collections, including Dreaming in Red from Right Hand Pointing and Cryptic Endearments from Knives Forks & Spoons Press.

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