COUNTING THE TIMES
I've done some rough math
and figured out
that since I first started masturbating
I've probably done it about
3,640 times in my life.
I don't know if this is good or bad.
If Hell is still a place for masturbators,
then I guess there will be a room
with my name on it.
I hope they have down comforters.
But probably not, on accounta
the eternal damnation.
WHY DID GOD
GIVE US CLITORISES
IF HE DIDN'T WANT US
TO PLAY WITH THEM?!?!!
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